Wednesday, December 17, 2008

This Is Not One Of My Favorite Things


Long before Oprah was making studio audiences squeal over Josh Groban CD's and $4,000 refrigerators with TV's on the door, my girl Fraulein Maria had a song about her favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things


I'm pretty sure ColorOn EyeEnvy - Tinsel Kit wasn't quite what the perky postulant had in mind.

I don't know why anyone would actually spend $17 on this, but let's say you do...when the dog bites and the bee stings and you're feeling sad, thank your lucky stars that you didn't pay full-price ($25) for this hot mess...and then you won't feel so bad.

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